Never Marry a Stock ; She may turn mean towards you!
They might not be dead; but someone got killed…
Dan(@)Dashover.com
The one that started it all… Enron
Bear Stearns (a reminder to me!)
Thornburg Mortgage
Ambak “America Baked?” (Ambac Financial Group)
Iomega… This one made the Motley Fool look like a Genius!
And who can forget CMGI!
Crox : Stay away from shoe companies ; They may step on you… (Crocs)
National $$#%$@ er… City 4/74-10/24/2008 (National City)
EMC Patience people Patience…
IndyMac; Banks are tough sometimes!
Maybe I’ll head over to Circus City er Circuit City
Dude’ you’re getting a Dell!
Fix or Repair Daily (Ford)
GM Generous Motors ; enough said!
Lehman Bros ‘ I Fuld!
AIG ‘ Could you spare say~ 85 Billion… to start?
Wamu Washington Mutual
First Marblehead ~ Stupid Name!
Lear ~ Better take a seat!
Advanced Micro Devices ; becoming a microcap?
Royal Bank of Scotland ~ a Royal pain!
Don’t take me Sirius!
Or I’ll Taser you!
Sirf‘ing can be dangerous!
Wachovia Bank
All this makes me hungry for some Pilgrims Pride chicken; … oops
or a donut ~ Krispy Kreme
XL now xs; I couln’t resist!
I gotta get outta here! Expedia
Maybe Vegas? and I’ll stay at the MGM
or the “Sands”
My wife just loves the slots ~ IGT
I have a headache! Rite Aid
I feel like I’m on a rollercoaster like at Six Flags
Avis “there’s Hertz and then there’s ~ not exactly…
Hartford Life
DryShips ‘gettin damp
Goodyear `sprung a leak!
Buy and hold in your Palm
General Growth Properties ‘ shrivelin
Office Depot ‘runnin low on toner
I need to ride my Harley!
Totaled Merrill
Pacific Sunware ‘Guess I can take them off…
U.S. Steal (U.S. Steel)
Cleveland Cliffs taking a dive… (Cliffs Natural Resources)
Sun Micro ~ clouding up
KKR’s KFN ; `How the mighty have fallen!
You don’t SAY! (Satyam Computer Services)
Allied Irish Bank ‘ no luck here!
Micron Technology
Bank of America ; too sad to joke about!
Blackstone Hedge Fund
Pier One, Taking a long walk on a short pier?
Allied Capital ‘ need a loan?
Kodak ; Smile!
Trump ; you’re fired! (Trump Entertainment)
Liz Claiborne ‘ Honey you look a bit pale tonight!
Martha Stewart ‘ We need a better recipe ovah heah!
Lazyboy‘ Let me get comfortable for the big game
Barclays Bank ‘not much better over the pond…
Motorola ‘ Hello Moto?
GE Gee Eeeek
Blockbusted Video! (Blockbuster Video)
American Crapital (American Capital)
Headwaters (head under water?)
Wabash Waa Bashed
Orbitz ~ out of orbit
Jackson Hewitt ; it’s not balancing
American Axle : Do you feel a vibration back there?
USA Education ; better cram for the next test (SLM Corp)
Fifth Third Bank ; isn’t 5/3 about 1 and change?
Clear Channel ; you’re breaking up!
Textron ; Anyone looking for a G4
Sunrise Assisted ; Can I get a hand over here?
Phoenix Companies: looking forward to rebirth!
LDK Solar ; Overcast
Seeya I Tee (CIT)
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